For helping me decide what I'd like in a man.
Buckskins aren't a dealbreaker, however, they definitely add to the charm.
The "Sassy as can be!" part kills me.
And don't worry, I'm plenty of sass so this will work out just fine.
Mad dance moves aren't necessary, but, I would like him to be capable, and maybe have legs the size of tree trunks...so that he can actually carry an ax.
Goodness, this movie is full of capable and attractive men. I'm sure they have rockin' testimonies too.
If only these dream men of mine were real...